February 2012
5 posts
July 2009
2 posts
The (Sort Of) Road Trip By Awesome Guest Writer...
“Just move it to the side a little bit. Ok, now just shove it in. Perfect!” Erica exclaimed as she basked in the glow of her most excellent trunk packing skills. “For a second there, I was worried it wasn’t all going to fit.” “First off, that’s what she said. And secondly, we wouldn’t have had to play suitcase tetris if Hannah hadn’t packed her...
Chapter One: That Idea Is So Sublimely Stupid I...
After her potentially genius idea, Mortmain is given the side-eye from Blakeney.
Blakeney: That idea is so sublimely stupid I can’t even believe it.
Mortmain: You BETTER believe it girlfriend.
Blakeney: Please don’t call me girlfriend ever again.
Mortmain: Too late…. GIRLFRIEND.
Blakeney: Sleep with one eye open.
Mortmain: YOU sleep with one eye CLOSED!
Blakeney and Mortmain are dangerously close...
June 2009
2 posts
A Preview of the Glory, Power, and Awesome to Come...
The triumvirate sits around, staring at each other, waiting for a genius idea to occur, for lightening to strike, for the glory, power, and awesomeness of the group’s namesake to be fulfilled. Mortmain’s eye twitches… an indication of possible genius.
Mortmain: Hey! I know! Let’s become the modern-day three musketeers!
Blakeney: Why?
Mortmain: Because we’re a triumvirate. Three of us. Three...
Chemistry has never made so much sense to me
Jeremy came up with what is perhaps the best description of Erica and me, ever.
“You guys are like potassium and water - normal when they’re separate, but when they get together it EXPLODES.”
For emphasis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJslbQiYrYY
April 2009
2 posts
A Masterpiece of Epic Proportions
Early Dusk
With Some Patches Of Cloud and Maybe Some Drizzle But Probably Not
But Perhaps Just A Little
Like Enough To Get Damp
By: Erica Sardi
Back Story
It was a lazy summer day as Alyssa, Erica, and Hannah lounged by the pool of their 10 million dollar mansion paid for entirely by drug trafficking. Don’t judge, this economy is rough yo.
Erica winked at the nearby pool boy who looked...
A true story. Not based-on, really, truly, true.
Cast of Characters*
- Vesper: A beautiful, newly single girl
- Ajax: A good looking, newly single guy
- Tatiana: Vesper and Ajax’s mutual friend
- Hubert: A good looking, extremely flirtatious guy, friends with Vesper
- Louisa: A minor character, semi-friends with Vesper, more than semi-friends with Hubert
- Bernard: A minor character, friends with Hubert and Vesper
*Names have been...
March 2009
5 posts
A Fairytale
Once Upon A Time, in a far away land called PeachRingania, there lived two sister princesses: Princess Alyssa and Princess Hannah.
These two princesses lived in harmony and glee, frolicking around and harassing bunnies and pulling rainbows out of the sky to ride them like ponies and whatnot, you know… princess stuff.
Well anyways, everything was pretty great for them. The villagers wrote...
Sitting, Waiting, Wishing
So I’m sitting on my floor wondering how long it will be until the dryer decides it’s actually going to DRY my clothes. I guess it’s partly my fault because my Clothing Shrinkage Paranoia (no doubt brought on by the fact that my lovely father has managed to shrink approximately 12 trillion articles of my clothing) requires that I refuse to set the dryer on anything other than...
The Second Episode With A Different Actress...
Right now I lay on my bed of pain trying to think of skillz Dorothy Gale could have in a video game. I would like to not be doing this.
Before, I would just go on facebook to procrastinate, but now I have twitter AND tumblr. I’m not even sure what “tumblr” means. Twitter kind of makes sense because whenever I inform friends of my activities, I always make a tweeting...
The Pilot
So in an attempt to get Alyssa to join Twitter Erica and I somehow ended up with a Tumblr. And we have nothing to say - a lot of the time even to each other so lord knows nothing to the rest of the world. Ok that’s a big, fat lie, we chatter kind of constantly.
I decided to join Twitter around midnight last night in a last ditch attempt to out off writing the paper I had due today at 11. ...
