A Preview of the Glory, Power, and Awesome to Come Because Erica Does Not Have Time to Write A Full Blog Post
The triumvirate sits around, staring at each other, waiting for a genius idea to occur, for lightening to strike, for the glory, power, and awesomeness of the group’s namesake to be fulfilled. Mortmain’s eye twitches… an indication of possible genius.
Mortmain: Hey! I know! Let’s become the modern-day three musketeers!
Blakeney: Why?
Mortmain: Because we’re a triumvirate. Three of us. Three musketeers. Makes total sense.
Holmes: There are lots of things in threes. Pigs. Wise Men. Stooges.
Mortmain: OH COME ON. Let’s do it! Steal from the rich and give to the poor!
Blakeney and Holmes just give Mortmain two looking-at looks.
Holmes: That would be Robin Hood.
Mortmain: Doesn’t matter.
Blakeney: Well… it does.
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So will Blakeney, Mortmain, and Holmes become the modern day three musketeers? Will they go around saving damsels in distress (aka: Zachary Quinto, Chris Pine, and Hugh Dancy)? And WHO will be the modern-day Richelieu? Keep tuned for the answers to these questions.
So until then…
EN GARDE BITCHES!
